I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
our cab driver is having phone sex.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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