I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
pray to the hookup gods
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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