I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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