Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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