I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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