Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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