Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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