Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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