He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I would but heβs not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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