All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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