hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Your penis caused this!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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