matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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