May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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