Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
That accounts for only three of the penises
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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