She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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