There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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