Me. At least after what I've been through.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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