Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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