We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i used baking grease as lip gloss
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
we're so committed to being not committed
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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