Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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