I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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