I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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