Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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