she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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