I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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