He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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