he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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