im about as happy as oj after his trial
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Who died my cat blue again?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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