Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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