i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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