there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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