their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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