I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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