Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
