I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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