I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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