I need help removing her.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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