she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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