My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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