Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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