Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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