idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
