we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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