After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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