He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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