Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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