if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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