True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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