I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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