dude i'm inner monologue high
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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