You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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