You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My vagina just clenched in fear
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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