Say something about gay babies.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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