I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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