Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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