I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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